Dear Person Stealing my Yogurt
When I put my food in the communal refrigerator it is not for you to take. It is still my food even though it is in the fridge that everyone uses. I am not nominating my yogurt to be your mid afternoon snack.
Stop taking it!! It is mine. My name is on it for a reason. I bring it in so that I can eat it in lieu of a chocolate bar. Because of you I am either starving by the time I go home or feeling incredibly guilty for eating a Snickers. Stop messing with my food or else.
If I catch you stealing my yogurt again I will resort to the punishments from way back when and cut of your hand.
If you think I am kidding, just try me.
Regards,
Me
When I put my food in the communal refrigerator it is not for you to take. It is still my food even though it is in the fridge that everyone uses. I am not nominating my yogurt to be your mid afternoon snack.
Stop taking it!! It is mine. My name is on it for a reason. I bring it in so that I can eat it in lieu of a chocolate bar. Because of you I am either starving by the time I go home or feeling incredibly guilty for eating a Snickers. Stop messing with my food or else.
If I catch you stealing my yogurt again I will resort to the punishments from way back when and cut of your hand.
If you think I am kidding, just try me.
Regards,
Me
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